Seeking help from a one-man broom squad
The Salmonella colonies on my kitchen counter could kill me - assuming the sight of cat litter scattered on the carpet doesn't do me in first. If I'm lucky, fungi that vaguely resemble oyster mushrooms won't sprout on the bathroom floor, the way they did in one of my old apartments.
Like many people these days, I don't have much free time, and when I do, scrubbing floors on hands and knees isn't my top priority.